nathanwallace:

Cutting the wifi in the Wallace household.

And taking Shilo’s popcorn away.

You’re corrupting my poor little baby girl’s brain!

See? I knew this was coming.

misselizabethswann:

Shall we close the door and talk in private?

What fun is it anyway to screw in public in front of everyone, including your boyfriends dad?

Keep the children in mind, please.

Generally I just play something without thinking much.

Waiting for the Governor to return to Port Royal so that we can have a club meeting. I’ll probably have to wait quite a while.

Other than that; I’ve given Tonks a tour around the ship and told her some stories, gotten annoyed at a green kid from the future, played guitar, met Alyce, brought wenches to the yard with my milkshake, been called rude by Elizabeth, given parenting advice and walked the plank. The usual.

repoalyce replied to your post: Why were you walking the plank yesterday?

ahhh. I see. I hope you didn’t die.

I can swim, darlin’. And besides, I’m at port. No sharks here. I would’ve stabbed them if there were.

Elizabeth told me to. I read her post. No one is allowed to read her posts. Save for Jack.

You just crossed the line, mate.

Goodbye kiddies.

-thebellatrixlestrange:

Oh, nice, you’re having a party while I’m supposed to wait for the Governor in Port Royal.