The Code is the law.
Fucking women and their fucking wiles.

jimmylegsthebosun:

repoalyce:

That quitting didn’t last long, did it? :/

I love you guys.

I wrote stuff today while I was busy avoiding the internets. You should read it. The first one is better IMO.

Uncanny-M- Beckett/Elizabeth

Controlled- M- Beckett/Jones/Calypso

 Good. If ye would have left I’d have to skin ye alive.

ooc: I am glad you didn’t leave. <3333

You know she’d probably enjoy that. To some extent.

OOC: But I’m also glad you didn’t leave.

jennifer-check started following you

lordcutlerbeckett:

capnteague:

Oh joy.

I hope she thinks I’m as dirty as Jackie.

I hope she thinks we’re all at least as dirty as Sparrow.

I rarely bathe, so I might be fine, but you spend way too much time grooming yourself. Hide quickly, mate. You can’t kill her.

jennifer-check started following you

Oh joy.

I hope she thinks I’m as dirty as Jackie.

<33333

Love. A gross word, says Jones.

I’m going to go hide in my bunk from the Maccus/Niko “shippers”

koleniko:

-maccus:

and cry.

I’ll come too.

Now they’re sharing a bed. You’re doing a really bad job trying to keep your relationship secret.

Nice to see you out and about and liking things, Captain Teague.

.. Nice.

Currently at dinner with Lizzie Swann.

boromir:

She’s wearing this see-through top, and this really sexy lacy pink bra.

I’m tapping this once we’re done with our individual paellas. 

Your friend,

Boromir of Gondor

Learn to lie better. Lizzie’s with us, cuddling with Amelia and drinking tea.

Justin… Hammer, eh?

iamdavyjones:

capnteague:

Weird kid.

Stupid kid, is more like it.

Yeah, he seems to think he’s Jack’s brother.

justin-hammer replied to your post: justin-hammer replied to your post: Justin……

It’s short for brother. Brethren. What do you speak, Shakespearian? Get with the times man.

Brother. Not even going to bother to ask. And no, I don’t speak Shakespearian, but I do like his works.

justin-hammer replied to your post: Justin… Hammer, eh?

Nice to meet you, cool hat.

… Thanks. And yes, nice. I see you’ve been busy annoying practically everyone. And calling my spawn ‘bro’. What does that even mean?